tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-98330812024-03-08T07:59:03.408-06:00Gas Station WebsitesWhy do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1133665781625173422005-12-03T20:47:00.000-06:002005-12-03T21:13:43.050-06:00Online information on MOT testingI have no idea what this site is for, but they have a car wash and some of it has something to do with cars. I think. I guess it really isn't that important to put the name of your establishment anywhere on your site.<br /><br />My favorite part was the lovely navigation on the left. Mouse over the options and they slide open. Click them and it sounds like you did something wrong.<br /><br />The site <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/petrol.htm">complains</a> about gas stations, or the cost of gas, or something.<br /><br />■ <i>Some thoughts from a long suffering petrol station operator (who has now given up the fight, and opened a hand car wash centre on what was a petrol forecourt)</i><br /><br />He goes on and on, but to be honest, I didn't read it. Too many words. For example:<br /><br />■ <i>One thing is for sure - everything that is given away as a discount and incentive will one day be clawed back, with interest!</i><br /><br />Whatever.<br /><br />So, he switched over to a car wash.<br /><br />■ <i>A swarm of <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/wash.htm">experts</a> will descend on your vehicle and give it the personal and gentle treatment that is only available with hand and eye coordination and a human touch.</i><br /><br />How many years of training are needed to qualify as an expert in car washing?<br /><br />Completely unrelated to car washing and MOT testing, we have <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/flying.htm">flying</a>!<br /><br />■ <i>Learning to fly isn't cheap - anything you have read or have been told saying that it is just not true.</i><br /><br />I can't tell if they are missing another "is" or a grasp of grammar.<br /><br />■ <i>Pilots Manual Computer (known as a WhizzWheel)</i><br /><br />I have one of those. It's gross.<br /><br />Hey, here's a <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/images/under_bridge_neg.jpg">fake picture</a> that has a plane in it. That's as related as everything else on this site.<br /><br />As you would expect, this site also has a page explaining <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/mp3.htm">MP3s</a>. Of course.<br /><br />Like any good website, it has a <a href="http://www.theguestbook.com/read.php/420490">guestbook</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Excellent Site, Excellently Written, Will Show This To The Next Moaning Customer, Thanks</i><br /><br />I guess there was another page I couldn't find related to prostitution. Bummer.<br /><br />Make sure you fill out their <a href="http://www.e17mot.co.uk/q_form.htm">questionnaire</a>. Suggested comments include "What are you talking about?", "Dude, pick a topic", and "Please post more fake pictures of airplanes getting hand-washed with petrol by experts listening to MP3s."nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com70tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1128824290035647392005-10-08T20:36:00.000-05:002005-10-08T21:20:28.636-05:00Kiwi Careers: Service Station AttendantEvery once in a while, Gas Station Websites provides the public service of sharing information on how to break into the exciting world of gas station employment. This is one of those times.<br /><br />■ <i>Service station attendants assist motorists in getting petrol, gas or oil for their vehicle, and sell motoring accessories and food items.</i><br /><br />That's it in a nutshell. "How much more information could there possibly be?", you may ask. "Plenty," I would reply.<br /><br />■ <i>Mahi ai ki te awhina i nga kaitaraiwa waka ki te hoko penehini, kapuni, hinu ranei mo a ratau waka me te hoko taonga tapiri, me nga kai.</i><br /><br />I was just going to say that.<br /><br />■ <i>Service station attendants may do some or all of the following</i><br /><br />Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all well and good, but you can save it, and go straight to the <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/m0007902.jpg">money shot</a>. That's right. You get to wear a bow tie.<br /><br />■ <i>"I think <a href-"http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/j53252b.htm">anybody</a> can do this job; you just need to use common sense and have a basic knowledge of a car so you know where the fuel and oil go, and how to pump up the tyres." - Doug Thrush, Service Station Attendant</i><br /><br />That, sir, is a slap in the face to all the hard working men and women in the service station industry. I spit on you, Mr. Thrush. I spit on your children. I spit on your pets. You are worse than <a href="http://worldofwonder.net/wimages/hitler-tm.jpg">Hitler</a>. Also, you spell "tires" funny.<br /><br />■ <i>There are <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/j53252c.htm">no specific educational requirements</a> for service station attendants</i><br /><br />You just don't know when to stop, do you? Keep twisting that knife, you cruel, heartless monster.<br /><br />■ <i>Service station attendants usually earn between <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/s53261a.gif">$8 and $12</a> per hour.</i><br /><br />A service station attendant reported making over $100,000? And you believed them? And put their data in your little Excel chart? You sir, are worse than <a href="http://www.allmovieportal.com/w/joan_cusack/wallpaper_1_1024.jpg">Joan Cusack</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>The outlook for service station attendants looks <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/j53252e.htm">average</a></i><br /><br />I would have said "depressing," but to each his own.<br /><br />■ <i>It's an <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/j53252f.htm">easy</a> job to get</i><br /><br /><a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/m0007906.jpg">Penny Jones</a>, you just made my list.<br /><br />■ <i>I also get the pies out of the chiller</i><br /><br />That sounds like something a cell phone hawking Nazi would say.<br /><br />The <a href="http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/mr279009.jpg">face of evil</a>, Doug Thrush.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1127107463522943742005-09-18T23:56:00.000-05:002005-09-19T00:25:14.956-05:00J & B Market, Inc.I hope you like <a href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/">fish</a>.<br /><br />These <a href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/info.htm">lasers</a> are burning my eyes.<br /><br />■ <i>J & B Market, Inc. is located on highway 441 at traffic light #10 in Pigeon Forge, TN.</i><br /><br />If you hit traffic light #11, you've gone too far.<br /><br />■ <i>If you are brilliant enough to realize that your car runs better on Chevron gas, you'll want to stop by for a visit when vacationing in the Smokies.</i><br /><br />Brilliant.<br /><br />■ <i>Of course, we DO have a few who prefer our hickory smoked BBQ sandwich or our signature sandwich, the BIG NASTY!</i><br /><br />I made a promise to myself that after the last time, I would never eat something called the BIG NASTY ever again.<br /><br />■ <i>We have 7 campgrounds who are within walking distance to us</i><br /><br />Those campgrounds are really swell fellows once you get to know them.<br /><br />■ <i>You'd be surprised how many OTHERS are just like you...lost in the Smokies. We can help. Come on in.</i><br /><br />If I'm lost in the Smokies, I doubt I'll be able TO find traffic light #10.<br /><br />■ <i>Where's <A href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/questions.htm">Dolly Parton drive</a>? answer: Wherever she wants to! ha ha...oh, you mean Dolly Parton Parkway? It is in Sevierville. You are in Pigeon Forge. GO to traffic light #8, take a right, follow the road until you come to the third traffic light, and THAT is Dolly Parton Parkway.</i><br /><br />Dude, I can't even find traffic light #10, let alone traffic light #8, or the third traffic light.<br /><br />There's also an entire <a href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/questions2.htm">second page</a> of funny tourist questions. And by second page, I mean it repeats half the questions and answers on the first page.<br /><br />■ <i>PIGEON FORGE CAR SHOWS FOR <a href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/pfcar.htm">1999</a></i><br /><br />Timely.<br /><br />I just want to know, is that Charlie Daniels in the <a href="http://smokymtns.com/jandb/photogallery.htm">bottom picture</a> too?nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1125887698262465682005-09-04T21:29:00.000-05:002005-09-04T21:34:58.266-05:00Help the Gulf CoastOur thoughts are with those impacted by the hurricane.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1123727670204843292005-08-10T21:30:00.000-05:002005-08-10T21:34:30.213-05:00All-StopI can't decide what's funnier: a really half-assed amateur gas station website, or one that was taken really really seriously. Please turn up your speakers for this one.<br /><br />I like the "pause" feature on the home page. Just in case I get interrupted during my visit and want to catch the end of what he's saying. Thoughtful.<br /><br />■ <i>Need lunch, enjoy a sub made the way you like.</i><br /><br />Need a question mark, I think you do.<br /><br />■ <i>Don't forget the fresh baked cookies, rolls, doughnuts, brownies and other items.</i><br /><br />Mmmm... other items.<br /><br />■ <i>Don't forget to join our coffee club.</i><br /><br />Why do you think I'm so forgetful? It's insulting.<br /><br />■ <i>Great for company vehicles, fleet programs, personal or gifts</i><br /><br />Great for personal?<br /><br />It's a first. <a href="http://www.all-stop.com/specials.htm">"This Months Specials"</a> are actually for this month. They are still missing an apostrophe though.<br /><br />Got your speakers turned up yet? Dig the <a href="http://www.all-stop.com/westacres.htm">slap bass</a> and groovy transitions. It's almost like being in a gas station. Incredible.<br /><br />This <a href="http://www.all-stop.com/southpointe.htm">one</a> sounds like you're watching The Weather Channel. My favorite transition is the toilet flush at 0:20. I like the random zooming too.<br /><br />Ooo... <a href="http://www.all-stop.com/sunwest.htm">funky</a>. I can't believe I just sat through all three of these.<br /><br />■ <i>If you would like to receive periodic News and Announcements from All-Stop , please subscribe to our <a href="http://www.all-stop.com/newsletter.htm">Newsletter</a>.</i><br /><br />I have to, don't I?nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1123210727826957112005-08-04T21:43:00.000-05:002005-08-04T21:58:47.836-05:00Olde Town Car Care ShellOld Town Texaco changed to a Shell station. They also added an "e" to Old. But then didn't feel they had to change their domain name. What's confusing about that?<br /><br />■ <i>Jeff Hale opened Olde Towne Car Care in 1983.</i><br /><br />Oh, they also added an "e" to Town. Sometimes.<br /><br />■ <i>Tires and Computer Wheel Alignment</i><br /><br />I need my tires aligned, but my computer wheels are fine, thanks.<br /><br />■ <i>Jeff is unusual in that he is an on-site owner and operator.</i><br /><br />I stopped reading when I got to "unusual," and nodded.<br /><br />■ <i>He is also accomplished mechanic</i><br /><br />1. but not an accomplished writer.<br />2. Yeah Jeff, the "a" in "accomplished" counts as the article "a" even though it should be "an." That's grammatically correct.<br /><br />■ <i>and "turned a wrench" himself for the first five years.</i><br /><br />His wrist must be tired.<br /><br />■ <i>He lives in Alexandria, and started school at Groveton Elementary, which is today called West Potomac.</i><br /><br />I always thought it was customary to include where you went to college on your resume, but when all you got through was elementary school, what choice do you have? Although, this sentence is so cleverly worded, we can't be sure Jeff actually completed elementary school.<br /><br />■ <i>As the saying goes, you "can eat off of the floors" in the shop, they are kept so clean.</i><br /><br />This practice has <a href="http://www.oldtowntexaco.com/OldeTownTexaco_files/oldtowne.jpg">stunted the growth</a> of the staff.<br /><br />■ <i>Cliff, better known as Doc, has been the head technician for ten years, and also lives in Alexandria.</i><br /><br />You know Jeff is the only one who calls Cliff "Doc," and you know Cliff hates it.<br /><br />■ <i>Jeff has two teenaged sons, Steve and Kenny. They work at the station during the summer, and Steve is interested in an automotive career.</i><br /><br />The less said about Kenny, the better.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1122089194936992602005-07-22T22:13:00.000-05:002005-07-22T22:26:34.943-05:00Seaside Stop N GoWe couldn't figure out how to create our own graphics, so instead we took <a href="http://www.shopseaside.com/stopngo/payatpump.jpg">pictures</a> of the signs outside our gas station and cropped them. We bet 14% of our visitors don't even notice!<br /><br />■ <i>Keli's Hawaiian Bento!</i><br /><br />I buy all my Hawaiian Japanese single-portion takeout meals from gas stations.<br /><br />■ <i>Seaside Stop N Go is home of Kelis Teriyaki Sauce.</i><br /><br />What are the odds that the same gas station would sell Keli's Bento, and Kelis Teriyaki Sauce? I mean, they are both similar products created by companies with very similar names, but they are clearly two different companies because one has an apostrophe, and one doesn't. The odds have to be a bajillion to one.<br /><br />■ <i>We offer gas, groceries, Shell gas, fresh deli sandwiches<br />good hot snacks and Java Coffee!</i><br /><br />Since they say the hot snacks are good, that tells me the other items for sale are bad. But nothing beats a nice hot Twinkie.<br /><br />Come dine in our gas station on <a href="http://www.shopseaside.com/stopngo/sng010.JPG">plastic furniture</a>. Vomit.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1116297249891127962005-05-16T21:25:00.000-05:002005-05-16T21:34:09.893-05:00Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart■ <i>Your Host: Jack Adams</i><br /><br />Makes it sound like a television talk show.<br /><br />■ <i>Refreshments of all kinds. Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products, non-alcoholic beer & coolers. Soft drinks too!</i><br /><br />Sentence fragments.<br /><br />■ <i>Want off the road to play indoors awhile?</i><br /><br />Want off? I tried to diagram that sentence, but my head exploded.<br /><br />■ <i>grab a tan in our convenient booth</i><br /><br />Show of hands... who uses a tanning booth in a liquor store/mini-mart/gas station? You can be the first on your block to be on liquorstoretanningboothnudes.com.<br /><br />■ <i>A Chevron Hallmark Facility</i><br /><br />It wouldn't be a Hallmark Facility without the tanning booth.<br /><br />■ <i>Find out MORE about Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart</i><br /><br />I just wish I had some pictures. The ones in my head are scaring me. The real thing couldn't be as bad... could it?nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1116296450602130152005-05-16T21:19:00.000-05:002005-05-16T21:20:50.613-05:00Weeks Auto Service CenterThe perfect gas station website. I just don't get the diskettes.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1113875118096373882005-04-18T20:40:00.000-05:002005-04-18T20:45:18.096-05:00Cease and DesistI have received several cease and desist letters from gas station owners demanding I stop making fun of their websites. The owners are threatening to sue me for all the money I'm making from the online store to recoup the money they have lost in reduced sales due to my comments about their websites.<br /><br />Until my team of lawyers can settle this, I'll need to go on hiatus.<br /><br />Thank you to my loyal readers for your continued support.<br /><br />GSWnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1112927283695306402005-04-07T21:18:00.000-05:002005-04-07T21:28:28.513-05:00Thomas ExxonI'm digging the sax solo about halfway through the MIDI.<br /><br />I can almost tell where this gas station is by using this <a href="http://www.technidata.com/graph/thommap.jpg">map</a>.<br /><br />There is only one word for <a href="http://www.technidata.com/graph/carhood.gif">this</a>: beautiful.<br /><br />■ <i>We employ ASE certified <b>technicions</b>, use computerized tools, use computerized diagnostics and CD-ROM based service manuals.</i><br /><br />We don't use spell checkers.<br /><br />■ <i>Watch This Space For Promotional Items And Special Happenings</i><br /><br />Watch it... watch it...<br /><br />■ <i>Just bring us this coupon, We've got a GREENBACK for you. <br />This coupon is worth $1.00 on your next fill-up of Exxon Gasoline. (8 gallons or more) (cash or credit) Offer Expires on 12/31/<b>2001</b></i><br /><br />Darn, I just missed this.<br /><br />In case this site wasn't bad enough, check out the <a href="http://www.technidata.com/index.htm">parent site</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>It is our pleasure to <a href="http://www.technidata.com/graph/copperhe.gif">serve you</a>.</i><br /><br />...to our pet rattlesnake?nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1111896683297915092005-03-26T21:43:00.000-06:002005-03-27T19:51:03.210-06:00Gulfoil Historical Society■ <i>"The Gulfoil Historical Society has been using the acronym "GOHS" since it's inception in 1999. Recently, the "Government Office of Homeland Security" has been using the same acronym. The Gulfoil Historical Society is not associated in any way with the Government Office of Homeland Security, and acts in no way as an agency thereof.</i><br /><br />No one, ever, under any circumstances, ever, in a million years, ever, would confuse this site with a government agency. I mean, little Gulf logos follow your mouse pointer around the screen.<br /><br />Who knew <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/gbook.gif">ancient Roman statues</a> were such big fans of Gulf oil?<br /><br />■ <i>The GOHS publishes a quarterly newsletter, "The GULFPRIDE". It contains lots of GULF stuff, articles of interest, historical information, reference material, and some <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/profile.htm">fun humorous items</a> as well.</i><br /><br />How in the world can you have enough material for a quarterly newsletter? Someone please email me a scan of this thing. I bet it's hilarlious.<br /><br />■ <i>At the 5th Annual Meeting, in Oil City, PA., on July 12, 2003 the membership present agreed to a motion which affects Wives, Children, and significant others, of GOHS members. The motion was to offer them full membership in GOHS at half price, $12.50 / yr. Full membership includes <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/update.htm">voting rights</a>, committee positions, elected positions, and of course the right to work hard on any job that needs done. Each member of your family can join at full status provided you reside at the same address, and will share the same mailings.</i><br /><br />Voting rights?<br /><br />So he suffocated you in a <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/g_lloyd/catalog/6.html">plastic bag</a>?!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/don_gall.htm">Don's</a> lovely <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/g_don/gulfdoll.jpg">wife</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Art Gray sporting a pair of very rare NO-NOX <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/g_4thmeet/6.jpg">cardboard glasses</a>...</i><br /><br />I don't know what the guy on the right is laughing at. He's at the 4th Annual Meeting of the Gulfoil Historical Society.<br /><br />The guy on the left <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/g_3rdmeet/3.jpg">here</a> thought he was at a meeting of the Gulf Mustache Historical Society.<br /><br />And finally, the guy in the middle <a href="http://www.gulfhistory.org/img/g_2ndmeet/group.jpg">here</a> didn't get the memo not to wear his uniform to the meeting. His bow tie is cute though.<br /><br />Thanks to JM for the submission!nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1110862652622924032005-03-14T22:38:00.000-06:002005-03-14T23:05:41.566-06:00Gas Signs<a href="http://gasstationwebsites.blogspot.com/2005/01/le-centre.html">Bill Burmaster</a>, let me introduce you to John Cirillo. Like our good friend Bill, John's "hobby" involves pictures of gas station signs.<br /><br />■ <i>I began this project in 1996 by scanning some images of my small collection of roadmaps, and photographing some of the gas stations I saw during my travels.</i><br /><br />I like how this is a "project." I can't believe he hasn't lost interest in this project for 9 years.<br /><br />■ <i>We are presenting them here for history's sake, lest they be forgotten in the world of ever-changing gasoline brands.</i><br /><br />Yeah, lest they. That would be a shame.<br /><br />Poor <a href="http://www.gassigns.org/avalon.htm">Avalon</a> was in a concentration camp.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gassigns.org/bigemblm/fuelman2-dupont-20030209.jpg">Fuelman</a> kicks your fanny.<br /><br />Hey, look! It's pictures of a <a href="http://www.gassigns.org/admiral.htm">gas station</a>! ...I don't get it. He has no point. It's just pictures of gas stations with a little text saying things like "These three shots are of the first Admiral station to appear in the Lafayette, Indiana area." Does anyone care about this? I mean besides <a href="http://www.gassigns.org/jewel.htm">David Backlin</a>?<br /><br />Say hi to <a href="http://www.gassigns.org/supermario.htm">Luigi</a> for me.<br /><br />■ <i>There are no more <a href="http://www.gassigns.org/skat.htm">Skat</a> stations remaining today.</i><br /><br />Probably because "scat" means "poop."<br /><br />Bill Burmaster may also have pictures of highway signs, but <a href="http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~cirillo/index.htm">John Cirillo</a> has pictures of his <a href="http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~cirillo/dartpics.htm">Dodge Dart</a> and <a href="http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~cirillo/jcpack.htm">John's Essential Packing List</a> featuring "metal mirror (good for shaving, and for signalling small aircraft when lost)."<br /><br />Thanks again to Emma for submitting another winner!nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1110610363617925762005-03-12T00:25:00.000-06:002005-03-12T00:52:43.620-06:00Bob's GarageWARNING: If you suffer from <A href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/new1.gif">seizures</a>, DO NOT visit this site. You have been warned.<br /><br />■ <i>Earths #1 Supplier of Antique Gas Pumps and Soda Machines!</i><br /><br />I wonder who the #1 Supplier of Antique Gas Pumps and Soda Machines is on Earth. If I'm ever on Earths, I'm definitely checking out Bob's Garage.<br /><br />■ <i>Nowhere else in the Galaxy can you find this kind of quality or selection of Oil, Gas and Soda Vintage Antiques and accessories!</i><br /><br />Is it #1 on Earths or in the Galaxy? There's a big difference. I'm not even sure if Earths is in a Galaxy.<br /><br />Let's go to the <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/hop.mid">hop</a>. But watch out for that <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/carfast.wav">car</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Every product from Bob's Garage is built by hand using old world craftsmanship and materials made in the USA. Your Bob's Garage vintage antique or collectible is a one-of-kind piece of Americana that will be the center of attention and appreciate in value year after year.</i><br /><br />Let me see if I can summarize: "We sell old world USA Americana."<br /><br />Here's a bunch of <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/vehicles/index.html">stuff</a> that used to be for sale. Useful.<br /><br />Nothing says "<a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/pro.html">Professional</a>" like this <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/pro.gif">guy</a>.<br /><br />Someone please donate $599. I need a <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/oil/index.html">lubester</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Working crank handle with original type hardwood knob and casters.</i><br /><br />I love it when you talk dirty, Bob.<br /><br />■ <i>1935 Wayne 60 Electric Calculating Pump restored to Mobilgas Special. The finest example of this classic collector pump you'll ever see inside and out. No expense spared. <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/pumps/">New hose</a>, base, ad glass, sight glass, crank, porcelain, stainless trim, etc.</i><br /><br />I normally wouldn't spend $3750 on a gas pump, but it does have a new hose...<br /><br />■ <i>Occasionally, a vintage or made to order piece may have a minor imperfection as these products are made by human hands and not by <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/">God</a>.</i><br /><br />Wait a minute, I'm confused. <a href="http://www.bobs-garage.com/bobsgarage.gif">Bob</a> <i>is</i> God.<br /><br />Thanks for the submission, Emma!nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1110418618682292832005-03-09T19:25:00.000-06:002005-03-09T22:09:13.186-06:00MacBeth's Store■ <i>MacBeth's Store has been a recognizable landmark in Cook Forest State Park for many, many years.</i><br /><br />Aren't most landmarks recognizable? But then again, most landmarks aren't gas stations.<br /><br />■ <i>Open daily early in the morning and late into the evening, our friendly staff are here to give you directions, help you get your fire started, gear you up with supplies for the day, or just offer you a comfortable bench to relax and watch passerbys.</i><br /><br />Their staff is open daily. And it's "passersby."<br /><br />■ <i>And more importantly, we're just about the only place to get these things in the park, without leaving the park!</i><br /><br />I hate those stores that sell those things in the park, but I have to leave the park to get to the store that is in the park.<br /><br />■ <i>MacBeth's Store is more than a store though.</i><br /><br />Then that's not a very good name, is it?<br /><br />John doing his world famous <a href="http://www.macbethscabins.com/images/john&pat.jpg">mimed pogostick</a> routine.<br /><br />And the piece de resistance:<br />■ <i>"I want to work in your store when I'm 12 years old. Please keep me an opening. Thank you very much."<br /><br />Martina Hughes<br />p.s. You ROCK!!!</i><br /><br />Yes, I think Gas Station Websites has a bright future with people like Martina ready to take over.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1110084072271787662005-03-05T22:23:00.000-06:002005-03-05T22:44:13.966-06:00Fortuna ChevronIt doesn't look like there's much to this site, but you have to look a little deeper.<br /><br />■ <i>On Main Street in downtown Fortuna</i><br /><br />For some reason, <a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=On+Main+Street+in+downtown+Fortuna&city=&state=&zipcode=">Mapquest</a> can't map this address.<br /><br />■ <i>We offer for sale the highest quality petroleum products to our customers.</i><br /><br />Picture this...<br /><br />The web "designer" proposes this copy:<br /><br /><i>We offer the highest quality gasoline.</i><br /><br />A group of highly paid marketing people huddle for a while...<br /><br />"You know, our website visitors may not realize who the gasoline is offered to."<br /><br /><i>We offer the highest quality gasoline to our customers.</i><br /><br />"There. That's better. But you know, we offer more than just gasoline. We offer diesel and oil too."<br /><br /><i>We offer the highest quality petroleum products to our customers.</i><br /><br />"Yes. Good. Hmm... Oh crap. Our website visitor might think we're just giving this stuff away!"<br /><br /><i>We offer for sale the highest quality petroleum products to our customers.</i><br /><br />■ <i>We have complete fuel availability, including diesel #2 for autos We also carry high quality automotive oils, all at competitive prices.</i><br /><br />Marketing people: "Drop the period after autos."<br /><br />■ <i>On Main Street in downtown Fortuna</i><br /><br />Repeating a vague address doesn't make it any less vague. It's like shouting in a foreign language.<br /><br />■ <i>- Lottery tickets<br /> - Groceries<br /> - Ice<br /> - Beer<br /> - Soda<br /> - Snacks and Candy<br /> - Ice Cream<br /> - Clean and friendly atmosphere<br /> - High quality employees<br /> - Friendly personnel<br /> - Lots of parking</i><br /><br />Why are employees high quality while the personnel is friendly? Is that how they determine whether you are an employee or a personnel? During the job interview, if you smile, they make you personnel. If you can count, you're an employee. If you don't do either, they put you in marketing.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109908107495677602005-03-03T21:13:00.000-06:002005-03-03T21:53:43.833-06:00Billy's Service StationThere's a bit of a glitch in the Australian flag, but there's nothing broken with that <a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/">sweet hot rod</a>.<br /><br />Billy's Service Station is so massive, it can only be captured with a fisheye lens.<br /><br />■ <i>MOVING FORWARD, INTO THE <a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/page2.html">PAST</a></i><br /><br />You just blew my mind.<br /><br />■ <i>I first got the idea to build a full size authentic replica of Billy's on my own property, when visiting America about 6 years ago, and started collecting old signs, gas pumps, coke fridges etc for restoration.</i><br /><br />Yes, that's right folks. This is not the original Billy's Service Station. This is a full size replica build in Australia.<br /><br />■ <i>Construction began in Febuary 1999, and was completed to its present state by September. The <a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/page3.html">dimentions</a> of the building are 20 meters long by 9 meters wide. The collection of Mobilia began 6 years.</i><br /><br />And the dementia of the webmaster is also 20 meters long by 9 meters wide.<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/page4.html">PHOTO'S</a></i><br /><br />Classic. I should use that apostrophe in my tagline.<br /><br />The name of the guy that built this gas station is Greg. So does that make it Greg's Billy's Gas Station?<br /><br />■ <i>My future ideas and intentions are to build onto Billy's, an authentic "American Diner", this will probably start within <a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/page2.html">the next 12 months</a>.</i><br /><br />I don't see any pictures of Billy's Diner. Do you think he lost interest?<br /><br />■ <i>During the construction, Peter travelled to Brisbane to see how progress was going, and to <a href="http://bushypark.tripod.com/page2.html">imput</a> further ideas which we took on board and are extremely grateful for.</i><br /><br />I heard Peter's imput made quite an inpression on Greg.<br /><br />Some gems from the <a href="http://callisto.guestworld.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Billyservo">Guestbook</a>:<br /><br />■ <i>great stuff Greg,got your website out of Cruzin Mag.would love to see more pics of your gas pumps.keep collecting,cheers mick</i><br /><br />This website was featured in a magazine?! I bet mick <i>would</i> like to see more pics of Greg's gas pumps.<br /><br />■ <i>How do I get my wife to agree to this?</i><br /><br />I think you're in the wrong guestbook.<br /><br />■ <i>Name: travis mckee <br />E-Mail: fetish_friend81@hotmail.com <br />Comments: hey what's up i thought i would be nice and give you a TTTTTIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMYYYY! right now your about ten metres away in the other room he <br />bbbyyyyeeee</i><br /><br />I wish I were 10 metres away from an 81 year old fetish friend right now.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109814639226752942005-03-02T19:40:00.000-06:002005-03-02T19:50:39.230-06:00Daniel Junction Store■ <i>Fuel for whatever your needs or <a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/Fuel.htm">vehical</a> requires</i><br /><br />This sentence makes me say "<a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/Daniel%20jpg%27s/bear1.jpg">Rrraaaaarrrrrr</a>!"<br /><br />By "sporting goods," they mean <a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/SportingGoods.htm">Doritos</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Daily – weekly - & monthly <a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/lodging&rvpk.htm">rates</a> available.</i><br /><br />That's - pretty - & cool.<br /><br />I don't know how they get <a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/Daniel%20jpg%27s/huntercat.jpg">these two</a> to pose for the picture.<br /><br />In case you thought the dashes and ampersand were a typo:<br />■ <i>We also offer <a href="http://www.danieljunction.com/Store.htm">grocery</a> items – BEER – SODA - & HOME BAKED GOODS.</i>nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109517780104175402005-02-27T08:53:00.000-06:002005-02-27T09:26:53.526-06:00Lake Cumberland Country Store■ <i>The Store is in the CENTRAL TIME ZONE. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville.</i><br /><br />That's handy to know.<br /><br />■ <i>Search The Internet</i><br /><br />Screw Google, I'm using <a href="http://kaftos.com/">Kaftos</a>!<br /><br />■ <i>Groceries Available at Lake Cumberland Country Store Milk / Bread / Soft Drinks / Sandwich Meats / <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#G">Bacon</a> / Eggs / Juice / Snacks / and much more</i><br /><br />Again with the bacon...<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#D">Breakfast</a> starts at 5 AM everyday and if you are a little early it is OK <br />we are normally in by 4:30 AM If the light is on come on in.</i><br /><br />My first thought was that the period and comma keys must not be working on their keyboard, but then I saw the period at the end of the "sentence." I've now begun work on a new hypothesis.<br /><br />■ <i>The Store is in the <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#D">CENTRAL TIME ZONE</a>. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville</i><br /><br />Okay, you already told me that, but I guess that's pretty important to know so I can get there in time to buy bacon.<br /><br />■ <i>New <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#L">Survey</a> Just IN! now 9 out of 10 <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/brown.JPG">Brown Trout</a> Prefer our Baits!!!!!!!!!! 7 out of 10 Stripers Now Prefer our Bait See the Picture <a href="http://1fghp.com/countrystore/lccsstriper.JPG">>>>>>>>>>>>>></a></i><br /><br />I am in awe of their fish surveying skills.<br /><br />■ <i>A full line of fishing <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#F">tackle</a> and supplies including: Scroll down below <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/cstoretrout.jpg">Picture</a></i><br /><br />Was anyone able to look past the Picture at the full line of fishing tackle and supplies? I certainly couldn't. I was captivated by the Picture.<br /><br />■ <i>The Store is in the <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#H">CENTRAL TIME ZONE</a>. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville</i><br /><br />Okay, I get it.<br /><br />■ <i>4.5 pound <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/cswalleye.jpg">Walleye</a></i><br /><br />Which one's the walleye?<br /><br />■ <i>The Store is in the <a href="http://www.1fghp.com/countrystore/index1.html#O">CENTRAL TIME ZONE</a> <br />1 Hour behind Louisville Same Time as Nashville</i><br /><br />Now you're just pissing me off.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109302979066992072005-02-24T21:17:00.000-06:002005-02-24T21:42:59.070-06:00Shell<a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/bio_jeroenvanderveer_02062004.html">Jeroen van der Veer</a> has too many names. His responsibilities include Legal and Mexico.<br /><br />■ <i>He has skated two of the Netherlands' 'eleven-cities' tours, in 1986 and 1997.</i><br /><br />Why the long lay off in between, Jeroen van der Veer?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/malcolm_brinded.html">Malcolm Brinded</a> after eating too much salsa.<br /><br /><A href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/who_we_are/group_managing_directors/bio_rob_routs_27062003.html">Rob Routs</a> melted cheese into his trousers.<br /><br />■ <i>He speaks English, Dutch, French, German and, to a lesser degree, Swedish and Italian.</i><br /><br />Slacker.<br /><br />The guy from Volcano Village must have named the <a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/strategy_in_action/bonga/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/strategy_in_action/bonga/strategyinaction_bonga_09022005.html">Bonga Deepwater Project</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/scenarios/explore_the_future/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/scenarios/explore_the_future/dir_explore_the_future_30102003.html">Exploring the future</a> by karate-chopping a book.<br /><br />Hey look, Shell is talking about their strategy, and they use a <a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=royal-en&FC2=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/zzz_lhn.html&FC3=/royal-en/html/iwgen/our_strategy/dir_our_strategy.html">chess piece graphic</a>. I would have never thought of that. I mean, when I think of strategy, I think of chess. That is brilliant.<br /><br />This <a href="http://www-static.shell.com/static/royal-en/images/About/scenarios/scenarios_building.gif">guy</a> looks like he was run over by a car powered by Shell gasoline.<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.shell.com/home/Framework?siteId=au-en&FC3=/au-en/html/iwgen/careers_recruitment/graduates/2005/dir_gradrecruitment_0210.html&FC2=/au-en/html/iwgen/leftnavs/zzz_lhn5_0_0.html">About You</a></i><br /><br />Get out of my head!nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109135214046129112005-02-22T22:41:00.000-06:002005-02-22T23:06:54.050-06:00Volcano VillageThis site is so chock full of crapular goodness that I know I will only cover a small little sliver of it. But what a sliver!<br /><br />■ <i>VolcanoVillage.Com's famous <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/Animations/MeninMuMusAni.gif">Men in Mu'u Mu'us</a></i><br /><br />I have no idea.<br /><br />How <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/audio/phils_hot_lava.wav">high</a> is this guy?<br /><br />More <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/Aloha.htm">talking goodness</a> can be found here, along with just about everything else known to man. I like his bandana. By the way, the flash guy's eyes follow your cursor after he's done yapping.<br /><br />■ <i>Meet <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/KilaueaGeneralStore.htm">Uncle Daryl</a>. Would you buy a paper from this guy?<br />Give Uncle Daryl a spin. Just hold cursor on him and move left or right</i><br /><br />Be sure to give him a spin after he's done being loaded.<br /><br />Uncle Daryl also likes to <a href="http://volcanovillage.com/GeneralStore/DarylHula04.jpg">hula</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>Open from 6:30 am to 7:30 pm 7 days (Opens around 7:00 am or 7:15 on Ola's days)Snacks, coffee, beer, gas, volcano information</i><br /><br />This November I am going to give thanks that this place sells gas. Otherwise I would have never had the privilege to bask in its glory.<br /><br />■ <i>Don't just take a <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/coffin.htm">dirt nap</a>. Do it in style, Hawaiian style! in a hand crafted Koa wood coffin.</i><br /><br />That is certainly interesting advertising.<br /><br />Before you die, make sure you get your very own <a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/Fantasy_Photos.htm">Volcano Fantasy Photo</a> like this <a href="http://volcanovillage.com/Cafe/RainbowRidgeOhanaDrope.jpg">one</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.volcanovillage.com/New_Year2003/NewYear2003_02web.jpg">Fireworks</a> by the gas station. What could happen?<br /><br />As I said, I bring you just a slice of this site. Please explore on your own and share your findings with everyone in the comments.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1109047280049229822005-02-21T22:24:00.000-06:002005-02-21T22:45:48.040-06:00Ossipee StoreThe <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/ocar.gif">yellow car</a> crashes into "We Deliver" five times before it gives up. Go ahead. Count.<br /><br />■ <i>Our restaurant now has in-house seating and we are now serving breakfast!</i><br /><br /><b>In-house</b> seating?! Finally! I was getting sick of sitting outside in Minnesota in January trying to eat my pancakes.<br /><br />You are now serving breakfast? Now? At 10:27 PM? You guys are crazy.<br /><br />Look at their <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/window2.html">beautiful and luxurious</a> restaurant. Reminds me of my basement.<br /><br />They also sell bait, or whatever <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/minnows.jpg">this</a> is.<br /><br />■ <i>Keep <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/fishing2.html">watching we</a> will soon have an updated fishing report. Have a fishing story to tell? Looking for fishing spots. Log on to our forum and check out what other people are saying about the fishing hot spots.</i><br /><br />It's called punctuation. It's not really optional.<br /><br />Come on. You know that when you think of <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/food.html">food</a>, you think of <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/images/menu_item_2.jpg">Town House crackers</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>We are serving homemade pizza, hamburgers, french fries & appetizers.</i><br /><br />Right now? Along with the breakfast? Man, I'm getting full.<br /><br />■ <i>Our store features a full line of grocery and convenience items including milk, pop, juices, snacks, candy, chips, cheeses, bacon and more.</i><br /><br />Bacon?<br /><br />■ <i>Stop in for your <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/drink.html">cold</a> beverages!</i><br /><br />Mmm.. ice cold coffee.<br /><br />■ <i>We serve coffee, hot chocolate and cappacino. We also have a variety of ice cold beverages: jucies, pop, beer.</i><br /><br />I'll take a cappacino and two jucies.<br /><br />They could only afford <a href="http://www.ossipeestore.com/area.html">one bullet point</a> for this page.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1108784998069068942005-02-18T21:27:00.000-06:002005-02-18T21:51:54.883-06:00MileyWow, this place has everything, except a decent website.<br /><br />■ <i>Welcome to the home page of the Miley family of businesses.</i><br /><br />I can't tell you how excited I get by a family of businesses and a family of websites. It just makes me all warm and fuzzy.<br /><br />They certainly went all out on the page for their <a href="http://www.miley.com/amoco.htm">Amoco station</a>.<br /><br />■ <i>"In Savings, In Service, In 100% Satisfaction you're Miles ahead with Miley".</i><br /><br />I would have thought they could have worked a "smiley" in there somewhere.<br /><br />■ <i>When Red Miley went looking for a <a href="http://www.miley.com/softcloth.htm">car wash system</a> for his Amoco Service Station he was determined to find the best wash for his customers.</i><br /><br /><a href="http://www.racingweb.com/Photos/2005/05_ppms_banquet/images/P2055072.jpg">Red Miley</a> is the man. Now if he could only find a picture of his car wash to scan that doesn't have a <a href="http://www.miley.com/autec4.gif">crease</a> right down the middle.<br /><br />■ <i>Kelly Auto <a href="http://www.miley.com/kellymain.htm">Air</a>: More than Just Air!!</i><br /><br />Then why not call it something else? That name is really misleading. How about "Kelly Auto More Than Air"? Or maybe "A Bunch Of Crap You Don't Need, Kelly"?<br /><br />I'm going to ask them to put a big engine in my cartoon car like this <a href="http://www.miley.com/img0.gif">one</a>.<br /><br />FYI, Red Miley employs an ax-wielding clown named <a href="http://www.racingweb.com/racersfortots/photos/rftxmas03/images/rftxmas03%20002.jpg">Buffo</a>.<br /><br />Just in case you wanted to see a whole lot of pictures of cars, <a href="http://www.racingweb.com/photos.html">have at it</a>.<br /><br />This <a href="http://www.miley.com/mbox0.gif">thing</a> just creeps me out.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1108703001420654642005-02-17T22:40:00.000-06:002005-02-18T09:50:47.783-06:00Loren's Auto RepairWhen they say "<a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/team.htm">Meet</a> Our Staff of Professionals," they mean <b>meet</b>. This is the most thorough "Meet the Staff" page I've ever seen.<br /><br />Like for Loren himself:<br /><br />■ <i>Loren is the founder of Loren’s Auto Repair Inc. He grew up on a farm in Willow Creek, MT where he learned to make and repair anything on the farm. After high school he attended one year of college in Agriculture Mechanics then trained as a jet engine mechanic in the Air Force. Later he spent a year studying at Montana Auto College in Great Falls, MT. Most of his experience has been in GM dealerships until he started his own shop in 1985. Loren has 30 years experience and is ASE Master and L1 advanced performance certified. He is also a member of iATN (International Automotive Technicians’ Network), an internet technicians forum. He is married to Denise his business partner and they have 2 grown children. Loren enjoys boating, exploring, bicycling and motorcycle riding. Loren is very involved with many Christian men’s ministries including Bible Study Fellowship and <a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/loren.jpg">Prison Impact</a> Ministries. Loren and Denise are also members of the Kalispell Chamber of Commerce.</i><br /><br />I wonder what kind of impact Loren has in the prison. I also wish I knew what he did on March 19th, 1975.<br /><br />■ <i>After working as a motorcycle policeman for the Los Angeles Police Department for <a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/karl.jpg">27½</a> years...</i><br /><br />Had to throw that half in there, didn't you?<br /><br />■ <i>He has been married to his wife Yvonne for 20 Years and has 4 boys, Justin the oldest is married to his wife Laura who gave birth to their first child Everett Michael in September 2003. <a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/marc.jpg">Marc</a> is now a proud grandparent. Brandon is the next oldest son and is going to attend the Art institute of Portland in July 2004. Marc, Yvonne and their two younger sons, Nathan and Damon like to go camping and fishing. Marc & Yvonne have horses and like to trail ride.</i><br /><br />Marc, Yvonne and Justin don't speak to Brandon anymore since he's going to "art" school. Damon still talks to him since he's too young to know better. The less said about Nathan, the better.<br /><br />■ <i>This year he is excited about enjoying <a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/nik.jpg">Tech inspecting for the Legends series</a> at the local race track, a first time opportunity.</i><br /><br />What?<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/mckeag.jpg">Mckeag</a> grew up in the Flathead Valley. No kids yet but a Boxer puppy named Gauge.</i><br /><br />It figures a guy named Mckeag would spell it "Gauge."<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/aaron.jpg">Aaron</a> married his wife, Angie in December of 2001. They have two children together, Mathew age 10 and Johnny age 9.</i><br /><br />Either Aaron built a time machine, or he had himself some premaritals with Angie.<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/pita.jpg">Pita</a> passed away on June 3, 2002.</i><br /><br />This page is so complete, they have a picture and bio for a dead dog.<br /><br />■ <i><a href="http://www.lorensauto.com/images/baxter.jpg">Baxter</a> is our "greeter in training". He has a lot of potential and he enjoys saying hi to everyone. With Pita's guidance this past year he will now take over for her.</i><br /><br />And the dead dog's replacement. Creepy.<br /><br />■ <i>When your car is in need of repair, don't despair, take it to Loren's Auto Repair located in Ashley Square</i><br /><br />Dude, you are a poet, and you don't even know it.nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9833081.post-1108604613335125632005-02-16T19:26:00.000-06:002005-02-16T19:45:01.043-06:00Sean's LEGO Shell Gas StationAmazingly, there are other LEGO gas stations on the web. As you already know, our good friend <a href="http://gasstationwebsites.blogspot.com/2005/01/shell-on-antoine-level.html">Chris Fortier</a> already has one. Sean here has much more <a href="http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/1885">talent</a>, but his gas station isn't very exciting. The <a href="http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/seankenney/Buildings/Micro-contest/91-shell.jpg">3D rendering</a> of it is very unnecessary.<br /><br />This <a href="http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/7829">city</a> puts the Antoine Level to shame.<br /><br />Ultimately, Sean's site is not very satisfying. When I think of grown men that build things out of LEGOs, I think dementia. Sean seems way too professional and balanced for his chosen vocation.<br /><br />There are others though...<br />- <a href="http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/5828">Thomas Main</a><br />- <a href="http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~erikred/brick/childhood/esso.html">ESSO</a> Gas Station<br />- A <a href="http://alumni.cse.ucsc.edu/~dulcaoin/reviews/noframes/6397-1.html">review</a> of a LEGO gas station set.<br />- <a href="http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/kwilson_tccs/Town1199/ntsvcstn.htm">KRW's</a> insanity.<br />- <a href="http://www.gunth.com/lego/towntrain.htm">Peter's</a> Gas Station<br /><br />Stay tuned for LEGO Gas Station Websites!nohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15968685777697459628noreply@blogger.com0