Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Keytesville Grocery
Here are step by step instructions for setting up your own Grocery Store/Gas Station. Be sure to hire Dirty Larry.
■ We are open!
■ Our first employee! (He did not work out and had to go back to Minnesota where he came from)
■ This is our brand new overhead door. You have try to believe how smooth it is!
■ Free frosting and cake mix! ( Was found behind the peg board. MMMMM.)
1:14 AM
Here are step by step instructions for setting up your own Grocery Store/Gas Station. Be sure to hire Dirty Larry.
■ We are open!
■ Our first employee! (He did not work out and had to go back to Minnesota where he came from)
■ This is our brand new overhead door. You have try to believe how smooth it is!
■ Free frosting and cake mix! ( Was found behind the peg board. MMMMM.)
1:14 AM
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)