Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Friday, December 31, 2004
Juanita Firs Shell
Roll over the picture of the Shell station and it magically becomes a Texaco station!
Check out the team. Be sure to rollover Steve 2003. He turns into a beautiful woman. Say hello to Gongo while you're there.
The eye sees all.
■ Philip Amundsen - One mean tromboner
■ Our canopy clearance is 12' 0', but on the street side of the far island, the clearance is unlimited.
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Here are step by step instructions for setting up your own Grocery Store/Gas Station. Be sure to hire Dirty Larry.
■ We are open!
■ Our first employee! (He did not work out and had to go back to Minnesota where he came from)
■ This is our brand new overhead door. You have try to believe how smooth it is!
■ Free frosting and cake mix! ( Was found behind the peg board. MMMMM.)
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Two words: Wonderful Tonight.
One more word: Transitions.
Please, no more apostrophe's.
■ Kliffi likes to do the dirty stuff.
■ Marco: He is our strongest tech. He likes the big stuff: Engines, transmissions, suspensions etc...
■ We are located on the corner of El Camino Real and Glenwood Ave, "Across from BlockBuster and Menlo Collage".
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
The site that started this blog. This one has it all: bad backgrounds, bad grammar, nonsense.
■ Just ask Dave if you have any questions at all, or anybody else that is working at that time.
■ We also have a 5/5/5 deal on movies with the yellow dots.
For more fun, check out the website for Fertile, MN that Dave's website is part of.
Anatomy of a GSWMany people have asked what it takes to become a Gas Station Website. The more of the following, the better. The GSW tagline has several examples of these.
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)