Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
I can't decide what's funnier: a really half-assed amateur gas station website, or one that was taken really really seriously. Please turn up your speakers for this one.
I like the "pause" feature on the home page. Just in case I get interrupted during my visit and want to catch the end of what he's saying. Thoughtful.
■ Need lunch, enjoy a sub made the way you like.
Need a question mark, I think you do.
■ Don't forget the fresh baked cookies, rolls, doughnuts, brownies and other items.
Mmmm... other items.
■ Don't forget to join our coffee club.
Why do you think I'm so forgetful? It's insulting.
■ Great for company vehicles, fleet programs, personal or gifts
Great for personal?
It's a first. "This Months Specials" are actually for this month. They are still missing an apostrophe though.
Got your speakers turned up yet? Dig the slap bass and groovy transitions. It's almost like being in a gas station. Incredible.
This one sounds like you're watching The Weather Channel. My favorite transition is the toilet flush at 0:20. I like the random zooming too.
Ooo... funky. I can't believe I just sat through all three of these.
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)