Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Thomas Exxon
I'm digging the sax solo about halfway through the MIDI.
I can almost tell where this gas station is by using this map.
There is only one word for this: beautiful.
■ We employ ASE certified technicions, use computerized tools, use computerized diagnostics and CD-ROM based service manuals.
We don't use spell checkers.
■ Watch This Space For Promotional Items And Special Happenings
Watch it... watch it...
■ Just bring us this coupon, We've got a GREENBACK for you.
This coupon is worth $1.00 on your next fill-up of Exxon Gasoline. (8 gallons or more) (cash or credit) Offer Expires on 12/31/2001
Darn, I just missed this.
In case this site wasn't bad enough, check out the parent site.
■ It is our pleasure to serve you.
...to our pet rattlesnake?
9:18 PM
I'm digging the sax solo about halfway through the MIDI.
I can almost tell where this gas station is by using this map.
There is only one word for this: beautiful.
■ We employ ASE certified technicions, use computerized tools, use computerized diagnostics and CD-ROM based service manuals.
We don't use spell checkers.
■ Watch This Space For Promotional Items And Special Happenings
Watch it... watch it...
■ Just bring us this coupon, We've got a GREENBACK for you.
This coupon is worth $1.00 on your next fill-up of Exxon Gasoline. (8 gallons or more) (cash or credit) Offer Expires on 12/31/2001
Darn, I just missed this.
In case this site wasn't bad enough, check out the parent site.
■ It is our pleasure to serve you.
...to our pet rattlesnake?
9:18 PM
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)