Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
This site is so chock full of crapular goodness that I know I will only cover a small little sliver of it. But what a sliver!
■ VolcanoVillage.Com's famous Men in Mu'u Mu'us
I have no idea.
How high is this guy?
More talking goodness can be found here, along with just about everything else known to man. I like his bandana. By the way, the flash guy's eyes follow your cursor after he's done yapping.
■ Meet Uncle Daryl. Would you buy a paper from this guy?
Give Uncle Daryl a spin. Just hold cursor on him and move left or right
Be sure to give him a spin after he's done being loaded.
Uncle Daryl also likes to hula.
■ Open from 6:30 am to 7:30 pm 7 days (Opens around 7:00 am or 7:15 on Ola's days)Snacks, coffee, beer, gas, volcano information
This November I am going to give thanks that this place sells gas. Otherwise I would have never had the privilege to bask in its glory.
■ Don't just take a dirt nap. Do it in style, Hawaiian style! in a hand crafted Koa wood coffin.
That is certainly interesting advertising.
Before you die, make sure you get your very own Volcano Fantasy Photo like this one.
Fireworks by the gas station. What could happen?
As I said, I bring you just a slice of this site. Please explore on your own and share your findings with everyone in the comments.
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)