Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Friday, February 11, 2005
Simonson Station Stores
Sorry for not posting new sites the last few days. I was eating tacos in California. Really.
We have women in dresses squeegee your windows! Look, we really do!
Just try to read our website! It's more important for you to see our logo 40 times in the background than to read our text!
■ Clean Indoor Restrooms
No dirty outhouses? Count me out.
■ Roadhouse Cafe
Now featuring Patrick Swayze as the bouncer! What else does he have to do these days?
We will cover your car in silly string!
■ Biilards and Jukebox
■ Full 2-29 Cafe Menu
Is that like a 5-5-5 deal? Or is it some reference to leap year?
■ Served With Waitress Service
■ Great Selection of On/Off Sale Beer and Liquor
Give me some of that off sale beer and liquor. Yum.
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)