Gas Station Websites
Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*

Friday, February 11, 2005
Simonson Station Stores

Sorry for not posting new sites the last few days. I was eating tacos in California. Really.

We have women in dresses squeegee your windows! Look, we really do!

Just try to read our website! It's more important for you to see our logo 40 times in the background than to read our text!

Clean Indoor Restrooms

No dirty outhouses? Count me out.

Roadhouse Cafe

Now featuring Patrick Swayze as the bouncer! What else does he have to do these days?

We will cover your car in silly string!

Biilards and Jukebox


Full 2-29 Cafe Menu

Is that like a 5-5-5 deal? Or is it some reference to leap year?

Served With Waitress Service


Great Selection of On/Off Sale Beer and Liquor

Give me some of that off sale beer and liquor. Yum.


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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)