Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Friday, January 28, 2005
Fairfax Circle Chevron
It's snowing! It's snowing on the web! That's amazing!
■ Enter Your Mail-Id to Receive Exciting Offers
My Mail's Id is in a constant struggle with its Superego, so it doesn't have time for Exciting Offers.
Our staff comes in three flavors: Beard, Goatee, and Classic.
Something not quite right about Beard. His beard and hair don't match.
■ Mr. R.L. Varma has been a diplomat through out his career. He has traveled through out the world and has also worked for the Indian Embassy in Washington DC.
He now owns a snowy gas station.
■ Mr. Robert Varma (Son of Mr. R.L. Varma) graduated from Howard University with BSSE (Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering) and specialization in communications.
And he has utilized that degree in electrical engineering to wire up our neon Open sign.
Every one of the email links sends an email to the same address. Big Brother is watching.
■ " We Specialize in all phases of Automotive repair "
How do you specialize in all phases?
10:48 PM
It's snowing! It's snowing on the web! That's amazing!
■ Enter Your Mail-Id to Receive Exciting Offers
My Mail's Id is in a constant struggle with its Superego, so it doesn't have time for Exciting Offers.
Our staff comes in three flavors: Beard, Goatee, and Classic.
Something not quite right about Beard. His beard and hair don't match.
■ Mr. R.L. Varma has been a diplomat through out his career. He has traveled through out the world and has also worked for the Indian Embassy in Washington DC.
He now owns a snowy gas station.
■ Mr. Robert Varma (Son of Mr. R.L. Varma) graduated from Howard University with BSSE (Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering) and specialization in communications.
And he has utilized that degree in electrical engineering to wire up our neon Open sign.
Every one of the email links sends an email to the same address. Big Brother is watching.
■ " We Specialize in all phases of Automotive repair "
How do you specialize in all phases?
10:48 PM
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)