Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Shell Station Uithuizen
I sure hope you speak Dutch. Luckily, bad website design and funny pictures are the international language.
I dig their minimalist banner frame.
Someone forgot to tell Emiel that he was supposed to look right into the camera while leaning on the sign. At least he and Roland go to the same barber.
I would like to purchase several diverse looney tunes popouts. No, I don't need to see a picture of them.
Nothing sells gas like a picture of a kid on a bike.
Due to our frequent explosions, the local fire department is always on-site, ready to climb ladders and hold branches.
Come see our broken sign.
■ Our shop, already is these only 19m2 large, included innumerable products. Because the shop is in principle small, the assortment has also arranged as a result, with the so-called ' runners '. - Translated
That's still a lot more coherent than most of the gas station websites I've seen.
9:41 PM
I sure hope you speak Dutch. Luckily, bad website design and funny pictures are the international language.
I dig their minimalist banner frame.
Someone forgot to tell Emiel that he was supposed to look right into the camera while leaning on the sign. At least he and Roland go to the same barber.
I would like to purchase several diverse looney tunes popouts. No, I don't need to see a picture of them.
Nothing sells gas like a picture of a kid on a bike.
Due to our frequent explosions, the local fire department is always on-site, ready to climb ladders and hold branches.
Come see our broken sign.
■ Our shop, already is these only 19m2 large, included innumerable products. Because the shop is in principle small, the assortment has also arranged as a result, with the so-called ' runners '. - Translated
That's still a lot more coherent than most of the gas station websites I've seen.
9:41 PM
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)