Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Saturday, January 08, 2005
L & M Phillips 66
The devil went down to Georgia and designed this gas station website. Incidentally, this gas station is located in Kansas.
■ We are no longer able to accpet Phillips 66 cards. We do not meet the new image of Phillips 66. Therefore Phillips 66 has dropped their account with us that allowed us to accept your Phillips 66 cards. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause you.
Really makes you wonder what this place looks like, doesn't it? L & M cares so much about their customers, they tell them the reason why their Phillips 66 cards will no longer be accepted. Was part of the reason not being able to spell "accepted"?
■ Right now we are offering $10 off wash, wax and vacuum service for your car or van or pickup to get it ready for the lake and upcoming Memorial Day Holiday.
I hate to ask, but which upcoming Memorial Day Holiday? 2002?
That's a sweet Camaro driving across the page.
There's the current date and time at the bottom of the page. The next time someone asks for the time, you can just navigate to http://www.geocities.com/lnm_phillips66/LnM_phillips66.html, scroll to the bottom of the page, and tell them.
Gem from the guestbook: "I found your website amazing."
The "next page" has one of the worst (best?) under construction graphics of all time. The construction workers eyes fall out of his head! Repeatedly!
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)