Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Monday, January 03, 2005
Twin Towers Service Station
Needs more MIDI!
It's a good thing they told me it's the "Twin Towers Service Station Online." I almost didn't realize it was online and tried to gas up my Mercury Cougar with my monitor.
Buy gas here or this tiger will eat your car!
Music by Lynyrd Skynyrd, logo by MS Paint.
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's slowest slideshow.
■ Please understand that part of this inspection involves taking photographs of your car. To achieve the high quality photographs that are required, the weather must be clement. We can not perform insurance inspections during rain, snow, or on overcast days. Please respect our decision, as we know what is acceptable.
You better not plan on getting in an accident on a cloudy day.
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)