Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World
Yes, the name of this place is Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World. Apparently, Bobby and Steve started an AutoWorld. It was so popular that a guy named Jeff opened a franchise in the chain and called it Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World. No, this name is not confusing.
■ Or, you can insert the required amount of cash and your starting your ride. Enjoy !
■ As you get pushed through the wash, look around inside your vehicle and on your way out, stop by our vacuums and get your car looking like new. We also have cleaning tools like, armor all to protect your dash from the sun. We have all the tools to detail your vehicle all in one stop, Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World.
■ We all love Ice Cream, that's why Jeff's Bobby and Steve's features Bridgeman's Ice Cream ! Buy a cone or go for the gold and buy a carton, we've got it. As a local favorite, it will soon win your taste and become your favorite as well, if it hasn't already !
I have to go get some Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Bridgeman's ice cream.
■ So, your propane tank is thirsty ? We've got the solution - offering Propane Exchange.
■ Your Gas Pumps
■ Swipe your plastic right at the counter, and your on your way ! Convenience, think Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World.
No gas station website is complete without pictures of the staff. Flattering. This guy is on here twice... maybe he's Jeff's, Bobby or Steve's.
Say hello to Webby.
8:13 PM
Yes, the name of this place is Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World. Apparently, Bobby and Steve started an AutoWorld. It was so popular that a guy named Jeff opened a franchise in the chain and called it Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World. No, this name is not confusing.
■ Or, you can insert the required amount of cash and your starting your ride. Enjoy !
■ As you get pushed through the wash, look around inside your vehicle and on your way out, stop by our vacuums and get your car looking like new. We also have cleaning tools like, armor all to protect your dash from the sun. We have all the tools to detail your vehicle all in one stop, Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World.
■ We all love Ice Cream, that's why Jeff's Bobby and Steve's features Bridgeman's Ice Cream ! Buy a cone or go for the gold and buy a carton, we've got it. As a local favorite, it will soon win your taste and become your favorite as well, if it hasn't already !
I have to go get some Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Bridgeman's ice cream.
■ So, your propane tank is thirsty ? We've got the solution - offering Propane Exchange.
■ Your Gas Pumps
■ Swipe your plastic right at the counter, and your on your way ! Convenience, think Jeff's Bobby and Steve's Auto World.
No gas station website is complete without pictures of the staff. Flattering. This guy is on here twice... maybe he's Jeff's, Bobby or Steve's.
Say hello to Webby.
8:13 PM
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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)