Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
This pretty much says it all:
■ Noonan's was established in 1961 by partners Butch Noonan and Itchy Loundagin.
Itchy Loundagin is the single best name ever devised by mankind.
Excellent sound effects, but next time, try using MIDI. I'm talking to you, Rhiannon and Tyler.
Noonan's is friends with a truck and the New York Yankees.
■ 10% Total Discount by Downloading/Printing this page
If I have to download and print it, you can keep your lousy 10%.
Is it Speedy Lube or Spedi Lube? I need to know for tax purposes.
Art Clipp keeps getting electrocuted when he touches his large tool to this car, but he never learns his lesson. Mr. Clipp, those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)