Fleetwood Car Care

Nothing says you care about your customers more than a hideous website on Angelfire.

■ THE BEST WAY TO GET THERE

If these are directions, they fail miserably. If this is supposed to be a slogan, it fails miserably.

■ WE ARE 24 HOURS OPEN EXXON GASOLINE FILLING STATION

Of proud you am I.

■ 87 OCTANE EXXON REGULAR - STILL VERY POWERFULL

Hey, blue text on a blue background looks awesome! Making a backhanded compliment about your top selling gasoline is also awesome. As is misspelling "powerful."

■ For All Your Comments & Complaints

They cut to the chase and provide you a link to send in your complaints. Apparently no one complained about blue text on a blue background. Or maybe they couldn't see the link because it was blue text on a blue background. I think I just blew my own mind.

■ Fleetwood Car Care is 24 hours open FULL SERVICE EXXON gasoline filing station.

Good, I need to do my taxes soon.

I don't know what awards this is referring to. Maybe it's just a general "awards," because if anyone has an award, they would surely give it to this website.

■ QUALITY IS NOT EXPENSIVE

And neither is an Angelfire website put together over lunch.

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