Lake Cumberland Country Store

■ The Store is in the CENTRAL TIME ZONE. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville.

That's handy to know.

■ Search The Internet

Screw Google, I'm using Kaftos!

■ Groceries Available at Lake Cumberland Country Store Milk / Bread / Soft Drinks / Sandwich Meats / Bacon / Eggs / Juice / Snacks / and much more

Again with the bacon...

■ Breakfast starts at 5 AM everyday and if you are a little early it is OK
we are normally in by 4:30 AM If the light is on come on in.

My first thought was that the period and comma keys must not be working on their keyboard, but then I saw the period at the end of the "sentence." I've now begun work on a new hypothesis.

■ The Store is in the CENTRAL TIME ZONE. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville

Okay, you already told me that, but I guess that's pretty important to know so I can get there in time to buy bacon.

■ New Survey Just IN! now 9 out of 10 Brown Trout Prefer our Baits!!!!!!!!!! 7 out of 10 Stripers Now Prefer our Bait See the Picture >>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am in awe of their fish surveying skills.

■ A full line of fishing tackle and supplies including: Scroll down below Picture

Was anyone able to look past the Picture at the full line of fishing tackle and supplies? I certainly couldn't. I was captivated by the Picture.

■ The Store is in the CENTRAL TIME ZONE. 1 Hour behind Louisville / Same Time as Nashville

Okay, I get it.

■ 4.5 pound Walleye

Which one's the walleye?

■ The Store is in the CENTRAL TIME ZONE
1 Hour behind Louisville Same Time as Nashville

Now you're just pissing me off.

8:53 AM