Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Monday, May 16, 2005
Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
■ Your Host: Jack Adams
Makes it sound like a television talk show.
■ Refreshments of all kinds. Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products, non-alcoholic beer & coolers. Soft drinks too!
■ Want off the road to play indoors awhile?
Want off? I tried to diagram that sentence, but my head exploded.
■ grab a tan in our convenient booth
Show of hands... who uses a tanning booth in a liquor store/mini-mart/gas station? You can be the first on your block to be on liquorstoretanningboothnudes.com.
■ A Chevron Hallmark Facility
It wouldn't be a Hallmark Facility without the tanning booth.
■ Find out MORE about Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
I just wish I had some pictures. The ones in my head are scaring me. The real thing couldn't be as bad... could it?
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)