Gas Station Websites
Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*

Monday, May 16, 2005
Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart

Your Host: Jack Adams

Makes it sound like a television talk show.

Refreshments of all kinds. Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products, non-alcoholic beer & coolers. Soft drinks too!

Sentence fragments.

Want off the road to play indoors awhile?

Want off? I tried to diagram that sentence, but my head exploded.

grab a tan in our convenient booth

Show of hands... who uses a tanning booth in a liquor store/mini-mart/gas station? You can be the first on your block to be on

A Chevron Hallmark Facility

It wouldn't be a Hallmark Facility without the tanning booth.

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I just wish I had some pictures. The ones in my head are scaring me. The real thing couldn't be as bad... could it?


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*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)