Why do gas station's need website's? Because their hilarliously awful!*
Monday, May 16, 2005
Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
■ Your Host: Jack Adams
Makes it sound like a television talk show.
■ Refreshments of all kinds. Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products, non-alcoholic beer & coolers. Soft drinks too!
Sentence fragments.
■ Want off the road to play indoors awhile?
Want off? I tried to diagram that sentence, but my head exploded.
■ grab a tan in our convenient booth
Show of hands... who uses a tanning booth in a liquor store/mini-mart/gas station? You can be the first on your block to be on liquorstoretanningboothnudes.com.
■ A Chevron Hallmark Facility
It wouldn't be a Hallmark Facility without the tanning booth.
■ Find out MORE about Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
I just wish I had some pictures. The ones in my head are scaring me. The real thing couldn't be as bad... could it?
9:25 PM |
■ Your Host: Jack Adams
Makes it sound like a television talk show.
■ Refreshments of all kinds. Liquor, beer, wine, tobacco products, non-alcoholic beer & coolers. Soft drinks too!
Sentence fragments.
■ Want off the road to play indoors awhile?
Want off? I tried to diagram that sentence, but my head exploded.
■ grab a tan in our convenient booth
Show of hands... who uses a tanning booth in a liquor store/mini-mart/gas station? You can be the first on your block to be on liquorstoretanningboothnudes.com.
■ A Chevron Hallmark Facility
It wouldn't be a Hallmark Facility without the tanning booth.
■ Find out MORE about Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
I just wish I had some pictures. The ones in my head are scaring me. The real thing couldn't be as bad... could it?
9:25 PM |
Weeks Auto Service Center
The perfect gas station website. I just don't get the diskettes.
9:19 PM |
The perfect gas station website. I just don't get the diskettes.
9:19 PM |
Anatomy of a GSW
Many people have asked what it takes to become a Gas Station Website. The more of the following, the better. The GSW tagline has several examples of these.
- Pictures of the staff (with captions)
- MIDI
- Blinking animated graphics
- Misspellings
- Bad grammar
- Incorrect punctuation (apostrophe's)
- Page transitions
- Hideous backgrounds
- Unreadable maps
Previous Posts
- Online information on MOT testing
- Kiwi Careers: Service Station Attendant
- J & B Market, Inc.
- Help the Gulf Coast
- All-Stop
- Olde Town Car Care Shell
- Seaside Stop N Go
- Jack's Liquor & Mini- Mart
- Weeks Auto Service Center
- Cease and Desist
Archives
- December 2004
- January 2005
- February 2005
- March 2005
- April 2005
- May 2005
- July 2005
- August 2005
- September 2005
- October 2005
- December 2005
Recognition
Named to the My Yahoo! Editors' Picks
Named a Yahoo! New and Notable Site - 01/14/2005
Links
*I never thought I had to do this, but I guess I gave some of my readers too much credit. The four (yes, there are four, not one or two like most of the grammar "experts" point out) errors in the tagline are indeed intentional. It's called irony. Thank you. (For those of you that got it, congratulations.)