Juanita Firs Shell

Roll over the picture of the Shell station and it magically becomes a Texaco station!

Handsome backgrounds.

Check out the team. Be sure to rollover Steve 2003. He turns into a beautiful woman. Say hello to Gongo while you're there.

The eye sees all.

■ Philip Amundsen - One mean tromboner

■ Our canopy clearance is 12' 0', but on the street side of the far island, the clearance is unlimited.

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Keytesville Grocery

Here are step by step instructions for setting up your own Grocery Store/Gas Station. Be sure to hire Dirty Larry.

■ We are open!

■ Our first employee! (He did not work out and had to go back to Minnesota where he came from)

■ This is our brand new overhead door. You have try to believe how smooth it is!

■ Free frosting and cake mix! ( Was found behind the peg board. MMMMM.)

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Menlo-Atherton Shell

Two words: Wonderful Tonight.

One more word: Transitions.

Please, no more apostrophe's.

■ Kliffi likes to do the dirty stuff.

■ Marco: He is our strongest tech. He likes the big stuff: Engines, transmissions, suspensions etc...

■ We are located on the corner of El Camino Real and Glenwood Ave, "Across from BlockBuster and Menlo Collage".

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Dave's Standard

The site that started this blog. This one has it all: bad backgrounds, bad grammar, nonsense.

■ Just ask Dave if you have any questions at all, or anybody else that is working at that time.

■ We also have a 5/5/5 deal on movies with the yellow dots.

For more fun, check out the website for Fertile, MN that Dave's website is part of.

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